(Source: fhloston-paradise, via thequeenofdrama)
How much longer will you take in the bathroom?!
Aries: I'm done. [Opens door and walks out.]
Taurus: Just a few more minutes...
Gemini: I'll take however long I want.
Cancer: Oh, do you need to use it? I'm done!
Leo: I was in first, haha!
Virgo: [No response but some scrubbing sounds.]
Libra: Wait a little I just discovered a blain on my nose. [In a worried tone.]
Scorpio: Go away, I need the bathroom more than YOU do.
Sagittarius: [Already out before you can knock.]
Capricorn: Just two more minutes, I need to brush my teeth.
Aquarius: Wait..wait..... [Takes forever because they found something interesting.]
Pisces: O-oh, if you need it go in, just don't take too long, I'm not done yet...
Medical astrology: The signs and the body parts they rule
Aries: head, face, eyes.
Taurus: throat, neck, vocal tract
Gemini: hands, arms, nervous system.
Cancer: chests, breasts, stomach.
Leo: heart, chest, spine & spinal column
Virgo: digestive system, spleen.
Libra: kidneys, skin, buttocks.
Scorpio: sexual organs, reproductive system, bowel.
Sagittarius: thighs, hips, muscles.
Capricorn: knees, joints, skeletal system.
Aquarius: legs, veins.
Pisces: immune system, feet, toes. … I just kinda copy-pasted this
Reblog if you get the Uranus joke
At first you were like:
But when you got it you’re like:
And to all you Aquarians out there you’re ruled by Uranus so haha
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
(Source: ohsnapitslester, via derpastrology)
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